To the nice cute photographer guy with his well hung Nikon and hooj lens.... who had to take my picture for the LLF's website.... the same nice cute photographer guy with his well hung Nikon and hooj lens who said he would "work his magic" on me last week.....

THANKS A FRIGGING BUNCH!!!!!

When I know I can look like this... (EYES RIGHT EVERYONE) thanks a million for making me look like some kind of bag lady you had grabbed from the street to make up the numbers.

It's not the double chin... or the wonky eyes or even the vast expanse of chest showing through. 

It's the bit of bloody hair in my fringe that's going completely the wrong way!!!

Yay... I can hear my new colleagues in LLF sharpening their darts already.

Oh... did I mention I look like a frigging chipmunk with hooj rosy cheeks!!!!!!

*mumbles*

I assume that the copyright for this image either belongs to nice cute photographer guy with his well hung Nikon and hooj lens.... who took the photo for LLF's website... or the copyright rests with LLF themselves.  As I'm not willing to give the name of LLF out and as I don't know the name of nice cute photographer guy with his well hung Nikon and hooj lens.... should the internet police happen along here and decide this picture of ME is breaching some copyright law somewhere.. then please do let me know before calling the FBI on my ass.... and I'll remove it.

Thank you and good night...