DON'T drink two tumblers full of Blossom Hill wine in 30 minutes.... it makes for mistakes on statements to be filed at Court....

And why is it so hard to find hotels between Devon and Yorkshire??? Oh.. that would be EASTER next weekend....

Bloody tourists....

We.. as in... HB.. Big Bro.. and The Womanmoose are escaping the tourists who will descend on Sunny Devon next weekend... by becoming tourists ourselves in other regions of the country....

However..... can we find hotels in Yorkshire, Oxfordshire or London that don't assume that two adults and a child does not a family unit make??? (is that a double negative????)

And hells teeth folks... did you have ANY idea that you can book family rooms in Travelodges for £10 a night... as long as you book them 21 days in advance.... awesome.  Sadly... our lil family vacation is only 7 days away.. so we be bolloxed....

On that note... back to google I go....