If one more random person from LLF whom I have never met or spoken to before rings me on my direct line and says "Hey Moose I've been told (by some absolute wank of a person in The Firm/LLF) that you can help me with this" I'm swear I'm going to rip my phone from the socket with such force that I'll drag said "random person from LLF whom I have never met or spoken to before" through the bloody telephone lines and show them how bloody unamused I am at the damn merger/takeover/buyout/shityouremployeesdownthecrapper. That being said... I'm actually do all the crap I am asked to do by "random person from LLF whom I have never met or spoken to before" and... whilst this does have it's draw backs... (I haven't been home from work before 7pm any night this bloody week.... I've put on 4lbs because I've eaten nothing but snacks and crap for over two weeks... my daughter has forgotten what I look like and I forgot to pay the deposit for her trip to New York...) it does have the advantage of turning me into the "go to" girl as far as getting shit done is concerned. Everywhere I go at LLF people seem to know who I am.. whether that's because they are young hot (not fussy if they are male or female) and secretly whacking off to my fabulous photo on the intranet or how huge my boobs look in my "Have A Rotten Day" or "Piss off You're ugly and I'm busy" t-shirts... I really don't know... or care... what I do know is that EVERYONE I come across at LLF seems to know me... is very friendly and always stops to talk... and usually wants me to do something... which I do for them. I can only hope this is good for me.... In other news..... I'm piss my pants with excitement about THIS .... heck yes.... go read it... I'll wait.... Guess who is buying tickets tomorrow????
That would be me....
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