1. My roommate and I once:
Shared the same body?
2. Never in my life have I:
ached as much as I do today... I did WAY too much at the gym yesterday
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is:
my daughter
4. High school was:
underage sex and way too much vodka....
5. When I’m nervous:
I talk too much...
6. The last time I cried was:
This morning reading about Passchendaele....
7. If I were to get married right now, my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be:
ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
8. Would you rather run naked through a crowded place or have someone e-mail your deepest secret to all your friends?:
send the e-mail and be damned...
9. My hair:
isn't red any more....
10. When I was 5:
I lived in Yorkshire and used to go pea pinching and have potato fights....
11. Last Christmas:
was the first decent Christmas for a long long time...
12. When I turn my head left:
my neck hurts... *see No2*
13. I should be:
having a deep massage right about now...or ironing...
14. When I look down I see:
my keyboard...
15. The craziest recent event was:
joining a gym?
16. If I were a character on Friends I’d be:
reaching for a gun....
17. By this time next year:
I'll be a year older and wiser...
18. My favourite aunt is:
Verity Treacle...
19. I have a hard time understanding:
politics...
20. One time at a family gathering:
My Mother told us she had cancer...
21. You know I like you if:
I ask how you are...
22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I’d thank:
My daughter...
23. Take my advice:
trust nobody...
24. My ideal breakfast is:
room service.... it means I'm spoiling myself...
25. If you visit my home town:
you'll probably be lost...
26. Sometime soon I plan to visit:
my friend who has just had surgery...
27. If you spend the night at my house:
you'll probably be so drunk you won't mind sleeping on the couch...
28. I’d stop my wedding if:
HA HA HA HA HA!!!! never gonna happen....
29. The world could do without:
twats..
30. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
I'm licking what???
31. The most recent thing I’ve bought myself is:
Gym membership... which is far too serious and I need to balance out by buying shoes...
32. The most recent thing someone else bought for me is:
I think the last gift I received was a bouquet of flowers...
33. My favourite blond is:
Matthew McConaughey
34. My favourite brunette is:
hmmm so many to choose from...
35. My car must have a sign on it that reads:
Hey bus driver... please get right up my arse... it makes me horny...
36. The last time I was drunk:
I don‘t do drunk anymore... last time I had a drink I talked too much...
37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds:
Giraffes... they would look so cool...
38. I shouldn’t have been:
so stupid as to start a relationship with someone who promised me he liked me just the way I am...
39. Last night I:
played with myself.... (just thought I would throw that in to see if people were paying attention)
40. There’s this girl I know who:
I really don't like very much....
41: I don’t know:
wtf is going on in Pakistan at the moment...
42. A better name for me would be:
Fred?
43. If I ever go back to school I’ll:
try not to have sex with one of my tutors....
44. How many days until my birthday?:
fucked if I know... but put it in your diary... 19th January... I'll be 40....
45. One dead celebrity I wish I’d met is:
John Spencer... he was old and bald but I had the hots for him...
46. I’ve lived at my current address since:
January 1988
47. I’ve been told I look like:
a wet weekend...
48. If I could have any car, it would be:
TVR Chimera....
49. If I got a new dog tomorrow, I would name it:
whatever the hell my daughter wanted to call it...
50. I believe in:
bugger all....
